Some Guy

"We are legion."

– Some Guy

Some Guy is neither This Guy nor That Guy.

He is the most talented motherfucker who has ever lived. Everything you've heard about him and his achievements is absolutely true. But despite that, Some Guy is an inconsequential spud of a human who will die alone and unmourned, forgotten by the time the gravedigger finishes fixing the sod. Because if he was so fucking great you'd have heard of him.