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Skub is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage and difference of opinion for
mundane very important things; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are often referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine.
Politics (and religion (and sports)) are often thought to be skub for grown-up, “respectable” people.
It's good It's Great
FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)
SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH
PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!*BLAM! HERESY* Oh you, stop that.
Skub is skub and nothing will change that.
>Still arguing over skub.
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!)
*BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SCUM!*
*BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!*
Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)
LOUD NOISES!!!!! Please do not scream, it agitates the Skublord.
skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR) Skub smells are the smells of heaven! >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like?
Can't we all just sit down and talk about this? FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!
The Imperium lives to serve skub BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE
marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti Skub. Nope.avi, #skubislife
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty Skub user GOD.
Just As Planned. Skub users can't plan for shit.
ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY GOD!!! don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS
Skub is all right, I guess... No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your metal skub box.
What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards. Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!
SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE
SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH
But that's heresy! *BLAM*'
on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it
ALL HAIL SKUB!!! ALL HAIL SKUB!!! SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.
I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB
YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!*BLAM*' *BLAM*'*BLAM*' (The Commissar uses skub too)
What the fuck is skub?*BLAM* That's double heresey!
More like hearsay amirite?*BLAM*'
Hershey HERESY, tastes delicious SHITTY!
SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!
Skub? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard *BLAM*'
Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL...
IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.
LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.
IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.
IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.
IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.
IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.
IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.
IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.
IT IS MY SKUB AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. ~The God-Emperor of Mankind On the creation of skub.
still not using skub IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???
2017 and you anti-skub bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!
Skub is the fifth Chaos God.
Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril. LIES, SKUB IS THE EMPRAHS SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!
In the end, there is only Skub.
I have such faith in
humanity skub humanity skub skubmanity nothing everything Nietzsche's way of thinking. The ability of people all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the pettiest greatest bullshit. Skub
^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be
pro-skub or anti-skub. No in between. No sidelines.
- So which are you then, eh?
Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stop that autistic screeching at once
- This, only filthy skub users screech like that.
Skub is great, fuck you.
Skubbary Execution (skub limbo)
SKARBRAND HATES SKUB
Skub is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its
powers tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename Greatness
Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity
One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!
You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe
If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards Skub-lover.
Sly Marbo sneakily takes your Skub and proceeds to defecate all over it.
Skub caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.
Pro-skub and anti-skub need to shut the fuck up OR ELSE. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only skub.
You guys know Skub is actually Orc snot,right? AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT
- What pro-Skub say:
- What Anti-Skub say:
- What they have in Common:Rage
I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of Skub and Anti Skub and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos* IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH
Skub ain't that bad. OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.
SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS
Skub is very
good Bad. Who knew?
The Skub will be here forever and always. The Skub sees. The Skub knows. The Skub protects.
Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections. *BLAM! HERESY*
It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the Skub
Elections bad, skub also
badgreat, ya bunch of animals
YOUME SKUB LOVERS.
Who cares about skub let's
talk about knees and vents.lets not.
FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM SKUB FOR LIFE
MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW AWESOME HE IS!
I prefer Skub Lite
Is this Skub eco-friendly?
No, Skub is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what Skub is just a fraction of time for said Skub to obliterate their minds. Skub doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror. Still not sure if this is pro or anti Skub propaganda
Want a skub cranberry?
Also Skub "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive.
No-one knows what Skub truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the Holy Thyroid Glands. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of He-Who-Rules-On-Terra any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT
scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah
Quick side note: skub is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;)
Skub is my favourite anal lubricant.
PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11
Skubbing an asshole can cause severe anal warts. Please skub responsibly.
From the moment I learned the weakness of
my flesh skub, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in steel skub. I aspired to become one with the blessed skubmachine. Your kind cling to your flesh like a temple skub, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude skub biomass will fail you, and you will beg my skubbots kind to save you. But I am already saved skub incarnate. For the machine skub is eternal.
Even in death I serve the
Skubnissiah ANTI SKUB INQUISITION!