Rood sometimes acts as a foil for Sir Brian.
Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/Edit
"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."
"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."
"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."
"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"
"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Man! That's one hot warforged!"
"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"
"I cast Hold Portal"
"AWWW I KNEW YOU GUYS CARED!"
"HEY GUYS. GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE SPELL IS."
"Oh har har. Let me guess. Open/close? Knock? Phase door?! Dimensional Door? DETECT SECRET DOORS?!?! WHAT, YOU COCKSUCKER, WHAT?!?
"NAH, IT'S WOOD SHAPE. BECAUSE IT LETS ME-"
"SHUT UP AND DIE!"