Mystery of the Druids
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Some point and click detective game that is really only noteworthy for the hilarious box art. Just look at this guy.
What is glossed over is the absolute retardation of the game,which is meme-worthy in itself. Highlights include poisoning a hobo, with medical alcohol taken from a Bill Nye look-alike, so you can steal his change in order to use a public phone outside of a museum, to call the museum and be told that no one's there. The reason you can't use the phone in your office is because, for whatever reason, you used it for hours-long international calls and therefore your department at Scotland Yard only allows you to call in-house now. Nevermind the fact that you are so incomprehensibly broke that you have to steal from a hobo. (There's a reason Old Man Murray concluded Adventure games committed suicide.)
The best thing about druids isn't being a mystery, it's showing everyone online that we are!